Certified Cowboy Toad Fake Drivers License

Yeehaw! You’ve just received your fancy-pantsy cowboy certification! Only the roughest and toughest sharpshooters and cow wranglers can obtain such a title. But just because you’ve been certified doesn’t mean you go crazy and do as you please. This may be the Wild West, but we have rules, you know? Please keep the tomfoolery to a minimum, and always operate a horse with its proper saddle.

🤠 Includes one (1) parody ID Card
🤠 Card is 3.38″ x 2.12″ (Standard ID sizing) fits most wallet ID slots
🤠 Glossy PVC Material, 0.76 mm thickness, durable and long lasting
🤠 Each ID Card is enclosed in a protective sleeve for a safe journey to you.

Next time you’re asked to show your ID, pull out a silly surprise! Our durable, hard plastic Turtle’s Soup Novelty ID cards are the perfect size to fit in your wallet. They’re double-sided with unique art and quirky text on both front and back. Perfect for pranking your friends or the local bartender! 💳

Disclaimer: These parody ID cards are for entertainment purposes only. Misuse may lead to legal consequences. Purchaser assumes all responsibility for lawful use. Seller not liable for any misuse or legal issues arising from it. Buyer agrees to comply with all applicable laws.